Only one game played since November 7th

(Above) Bryn Schwodler during hibernation on the kitchen floor of 21 Ranelagh Gardens sometime in 2006.

After losing a weekend to absinthe and darts, Burridge are ready to return to training this Wednesday evening now Wildern Leisure Centre's outdoor football pitch has been passed fit for play. Happy 31st birthday to Bryn Schwodler on Tuesday 12th. It's now thirteen years spent listening to Kristian Hewitt going off on one at you in Burridge colours.

Also, congratulations to Lee Fielder this evening for simultaneously negotiating the running machine at his flat complex's gym while keeping his shirt on despite having had his nipple pierced only hours earlier. With a mirror straight ahead of him we know what an achievment this was.

I'll be in touch if Wildern change their mind.

Burridge 0-0 Hythe Aztecs

Sitting ducks

It says something about a game of football, when one of the eight spectators, who happens to be Paul Dyke, starts going on about how he was very much looking forward to eating sauteed potatoes for tea. So maybe it was the weather, rather than the football, that was responsible for today's bumper crowd.

We must remember that people don't mean to make tits of themselves. Otherwise Jay Schwodler would've remembered his boots. We win and lose as a team. That is why this lovely picture is dedicated to Mike Reid and Bryn Schwodler. It's a sitting duck.

Justin Newman fans had to wait until the pub before witnessing his greatest contribution to the afternoon. He always springs to life when skirt is involved.

Jenni, the barmaid at the Bugle, was quite happy to tell him that it didn't matter whether or not she was wearing her tongue piercing, she's still 'amazing' at munching off. Cor Blimey! I had to have a bit of a sit down after that and try not to think of that funny dream I had about Alisha Dixon's lady garden the other night.

Fix! This week's scratch card winner was gaffer, Pete Lyons with Blackburn Rovers.

Your marks out of ten please for the Burridge line-up at Meadowside Leisure Centre:

GK: Sam Schwodler
RB: Greg Baker (Yellow card - late tackle)
CB: Kristian Hewitt (c)
CB: Kev Willsher
LB: Marc Judd
RM: Mike Reid, (Rich Allan)
CM: Mark Reeves
CM: Justin Newman
LM: Bryn Schwodler
CF: Ben Rowe
CF: Sam Hewitt
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Substitutes:
Rich Allan
Jay Schwodler
Mark Sanderson