The name Burridge really doesn't cut the mustard. Not on its own. It's missing something that merely adding United or Athletic to the end will not make a happy marriage. We need something far more radical. Europe is packed full of exotic team names, like: Borussia Monchengladbach and Go Ahead Eagles.
Danny Baker's BBC show has been inviting fans to give their lonely one word teams a second name. So plain old Burnley are now 'Burnley Supernova.'
The only name I've thought up is, 'F*cking Burridge.'
So if I was blogging about a result it'd be F*cking Burridge 2 - 0 Dukla Prague.
So, this is your opportunity to re-christen Burridge.
All suggestions will be chewed over by me. The only stipulation is that Burridge must remain in the name.