Content painter & decorator, living in sin with girlfriend and her old man (who happens to be Maurice).
Tall plumber who remains faithful to a hairstyle as a swan does to its partner.
Continually trapped in a state of other worldliness, often oblivious to many a thing others already fully realize.
Snout puffing docker who holds reigns over the Saturday XI with a penchant for all things grilled.
Contemporary twenty-something with a curious nature and love of all things new.
Scientific, methodical thinker with a need for sensible clothing to avoid heavy perspiration.
Lively accountant who dispels the myth of his chosen profession's supposed characteristics.
Failry intense character who like a camel can go without water can withstand long periods of unemployment.
This green keeper is unable to stomach tomato ketchup anymore than he can catching a glimpse of his parents enjoying private time.
Deadpan manager of the Sunday XI with a fondness for the lesser seen 'simple' ball.
Goalkeeper who seems stuck with a reputation for questionable behaviour toward women.
Softly gregarious but anxious one finds comfort in music, film & word.
A serial offender of fiscal negligence.
Stereotyped as one with a complaining disposition, but like a British seaside resort, one can be surpised if they're prepared to be patient.
Individual with a high pain threshold who's able to play through injuries, seldom discussing his discomfort.