Who's who

Burridge are....

Rich Allan:

Content painter & decorator, living in sin with girlfriend and her old man (who happens to be Maurice).

Paul Andrews:

Tall plumber who remains faithful to a hairstyle as a swan does to its partner.

Greg Baker:

Continually trapped in a state of other worldliness, often oblivious to many a thing others already fully realize.

Colin Barfoot:

Snout puffing docker who holds reigns over the Saturday XI with a penchant for all things grilled.

Ross Bryant:

Contemporary twenty-something with a curious nature and love of all things new.

Scott Burnet:

Scientific, methodical thinker with a need for sensible clothing to avoid heavy perspiration.

Paul Dyke:

Lively accountant who dispels the myth of his chosen profession's supposed characteristics.

Lee Fielder:

Failry intense character who like a camel can go without water can withstand long periods of unemployment.

Kristian Hewitt:

This green keeper is unable to stomach tomato ketchup anymore than he can catching a glimpse of his parents enjoying private time.

Maurice Hewlett:

Deadpan manager of the Sunday XI with a fondness for the lesser seen 'simple' ball.

David Hopkins:

Goalkeeper who seems stuck with a reputation for questionable behaviour toward women.

Luke Sanderson:

Softly gregarious but anxious one finds comfort in music, film & word.

Bryn Schwodler:

A serial offender of fiscal negligence.

Jay Schwodler:

Stereotyped as one with a complaining disposition, but like a British seaside resort, one can be surpised if they're prepared to be patient.

Kevin Willsher:

Individual with a high pain threshold who's able to play through injuries, seldom discussing his discomfort.