Monday 24 April 2006

West Meon & Warnford 1 - 1 Burridge AFC

Sunday 23rd April - St Georges Day
In the sticks

Good Morning Blogmiesters. I bring you news of another blood and guts performance from the Burridge AFC. If it's your bag to witness flamboyant ball juggling then sling your hook down the seal pen in Marwell at feeding time, because Burridge isn't the scene for performing tricks. The Burridge scene is all about the "oommpphhh" and the "getting mean," and in the words of Clint Eastwood as the outlaw Jessie Wells (or whatever his name was) "Sometimes things get rough, and you've just got to get mean - mad dog mean and duke it out."

Well thanks Clint, but here in the Burridge scene we know plenty of that already, so turn tail and mind your own. If I want your opinion, it'll be regarding what to expect when tending to orang-utans. Anyway, the first half was tighter than Eva Longeria's arse cheeks. Then - in the second half - the referee got a little bored. "D'you know what gets right up my nose?" he moaned in the general direction of Dykey. "People like you telling me what to do from sixty yards!"

Well, Mr Referee. Do you know what gets up my nose? Well, I can't tell you - my Mum reads this, but beside that I'll tell you. What gets up my nose is referees like you making poor decisons not seen since Gerard Houllier decided to shell out on Djimi Traore. Now listen, I know Mark Sanderson pretty well, and when he says he got the ball, he got the ball. But the referee said penalty. Step forward the fall guy: Kristian Hewitt, springing to his right and palming away - justice is done!

West Meon did however take the lead. The ball was looped to the far post and guided home from point plank range into an empty net. With a quarter of an hour, Burridge showed their resolve. Bryn Schwodler cut back perfectly from the left to his elder brother Jay. Just as he was about to shout' "How d'you like them apples Mozzer,"he was taken from behind - not for the first time, eh Jay? Up stepped Rick Allan, and did he miss? did he eff! So a point a piece, and a good shift put in by the Burridge.

4-4-4: K.Hewitt, M.Sanderson, P.Dyke, K.Willsher, L.Sanderson, R.Bryant (J.Schwodler), R.Allan, S.Burnet, B.Schwodler, P.Andrews (B.Wilson), A.Lovett (B.Wilson)

PS WELL DONE BAKER TWO BIRDS, YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T END UP ON A DRIP.

Other Results:
Waterlooville 0 - 3 Moo Cow
Paxton 3 - 9 Aquaseal

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah well done to bakes' for completing the london marathon in a very, very respectable time. i do hope though, that you gave jade goody a good slap if your paths crossed during the course of the day.

on a footballing note...hmmmm...i thought we were brilliant when i came on. what do you think dykey?

jay, has kelly really called her baby lewis lewis?

mark, get on with your work.

rich, where did that composure come from?

iceman, where's your comment?

Anonymous said...

i hear the little one is called lewis jay lewis ?

Anonymous said...

yeah, dont mess about with 12yr olds when you're a grown man, especially if they're related, and you're in the public eye. people MAY, just MAY start to talk.

so let me get this straight, the baby is called 'lewis-jay-lewis- mitchell-you ass'? woah..

Anonymous said...

Not a lot to say really fellas, other than lets win our last game and end on a high, looking on yellow jersey we are playing the Cow this Sunday.

Again, congrats Bakes on a great run. Jade Goody, what a stupid bitch!

Also Andrew Castle from GMTV (former tennis champ, apparently), on hearing his fans shout 'thats andrew from GMTV', collapsed in front of them (all 2 of them) before milking the adulation, i had a to laugh!

Anonymous said...

How old are the Beastie Boys? They seem to have been around forever and yet, in a Peter Pan kinda way, never seem to age. Do they have their own line of non-aging cosmetics? If they don't maybe they should.

Mark Sanderson said...

They tend to avoid abstain from the unhealthier aspects of life. Ever since 1989's Paul's Boutique LP they've become immersed into Buddhism and organised the free Tibet concert. As far as I know Adam Yauch, aka MCA, is a vegetarian and has met the Dali Lama on several occasions. Yes, it's all in the clean living.

I'd heartily recommend 1998's Hello Nasty Lp, a great fusion of beats and rhymes.

Anonymous said...

I'll take that information on board. To be honest it's not really my genre of music. I just see them on the music channels every now and then and wondered why they don't age.

Mark Sanderson said...

FIXTURE UPDATE:

**SATURDAY 29TH V HEDGE END REC**
GAME IS NOW AT TITCHFIELD REC
KICK OFF AT 14:30

**SUNDAY 30TH V SPOTTED COW**
GAME IS DUE THIS SUNDAY AT PAULSGROVE REC, ALLAWAY AVENUE.
KICK OFF 2PM.

Anonymous said...

I'll back you up there mate, Hello Nasty top album, Integalactic top tune!

Anonymous said...

scolari... impeccable timing. what are the F.A on, flying out to portugal just weeks before the world cup? discuss..

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