Monday, 25 May 2009

Resistance is futile

Rules for 2009/2010

Rich Allan and Kristian Hewitt have devised some rules that will come into play this coming season for players of Burridge Indigestibles.

Match fees

Players have option of paying £50 match fees up front which will cover all competitive games of 2009/2010.

The £50 must be paid by Saturday September 5th.

That £50 does not cover pre-season fixtures, training fees or suspensions.

Players who don't wish to pay up front will pay their weekly fee as usual.

Greg Baker's master of the art of disguise will not stop him being fined. And it won't stop you either.

Fines

Players must.....

Arrive one hour before kick off. Those who don't will be fined £1.

Must help put nets up or help take them down. Those who don't will be fined £1.

Arrive at the game with clean football boots. Those whose are dirty will be fined £1.

Go down the pub after a game, those who don't will be fined £1.

Wash the kit as punishment for getting booked for dissent.


And the controversial new rule

Players who have £20 of money outstanding to the club cannot play 'til that's been paid in full.

18 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Don't forget the fines for flashing and mooning on the field of play. And Burridge Indigestibles? Wasn't that some stupid f**king joke I made?

Lulu LaBonne said...

I love it when a man lays down the law..

savannah said...

i love it when a man lays down...


xoxoxo

Emerson Marks said...

Rules is rules.

Nah Bananas, it's stuck. Indigestibles.

Anonymous said...

More discipline throughout the club, sounds good to me.

Jay said...

How about a swear box for Sam, a £1 everytime he's say f off, we could buy saints by the end of the season!

Emerson Marks said...

Jay Schwodler: a swear box for your brother? A position like that would command a high salary.

Melissa said...

What is it that people say...oh yeah 'Rules are ment to be broken.'
Spoken like a true catholic school girl!

Scarlet-Blue said...

I have a blonde box, if that's any use?
Sx
WV: chavetan... interesting...

Emerson Marks said...

Not these rules, Melissa. Not unless you want to be put over my knee, and trust me, you don't want that.

Scarlet, I heard your box has been battered a bit over the years.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Who's been talking???? Libel, I tell you..
Sx

The Gaffer said...

Good idea lads disciplinary committee,We need some help doing some work at the ground pre-season Barrie is going to let me know!Remember keep Friday 21st Aug free for end of season do £17 a head bring your friends as well.Probably looking to start training on Wed 22nd at Victoria country park will confirm nearer the time so I can pick deposits/payment then!Hoping to get some decent friendlies organised similar to last season!Had a garbled message that Rob Kelly may want to return this season waiting for him to get back in touch.Hope your enjoying your rest speak to you all soon.the gaffer

Fields said...

I'm liking these new rules, I'm always loving the fact that everyone seems to want to play upfront next season!

Scarlet, let's have a go on that blonde box of yours!! :)

Scarlet-Blue said...

Hello Fields!!
Shall we play upfront together?
Sxx

Fields said...

Sure thing Scarlet. Well, I'll play just behind, I prefer it that way. :)

Donn Coppens said...
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Donn Coppens said...

It's about bloody time that you laid down the law, business is business!

I mean really, you're not doing this for your health.

wv was ingrate..HA!

Scarlet-Blue said...

Mr Fields, I'm sure you can be behind, upfront and forward, and possibly manage all of this whilst standing on your head... either way I'm sure I'll be enthralled.

ingrate indeed.. my WV was asboa.
Sx

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