Thursday, 4 March 2010

Balls to training


The two victims of last night's Burridge training session have been named as testicles, both belonging to Burridge manager Pete Lyons (pictured above). They were believed to have been struck in an unprovoked attack by a leather football as they hung in the shorts of Pete Lyons as he kept goal during a six-a-side match. Onlookers were in shock. 'I just didn't see it coming,' said an unnamed source who witnessed the accident. 'Pete hadn't saved a thing all night.' Others were quick to highlight just how unfortunate Pete's testicles were. 'Before that moment the football had preferred to go anywhere but near the goal.' Pete's testicles have yet to comment.

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6 comments:

Lulu LaBonne said...

Shouldn't he wear one of those testicle guard thingies?

Gorilla Bananas said...

That's why the greatest goalies were eunuchs - Gilmar, Maier, Ray Clemence, etc.

Eryl Shields said...

When they do comment please be sure to tell us what they say.

Ponita in Real Life said...

I'm sure it will be a little high pitched and wheezy...

gaffer said...

I have had a quick count up they are both still in tack I think Sam has it in for me!!!!!I dispute the fact that I didn't save a thing all night but you're not far wrong. London airways Sat @ Meadowside 2.30pm Ko be there for 1.45

Madame DeFarge said...

Glad to hear that the boys are safe. One can't be too careful these days. Keep them secret, keep them safe.

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