Winners of the Sexy Blog Award: Burridge
Thank-you, Leah, from Brooklyn, for giving Burridge something they haven't had for a very long time. No, not that! An award. And if you don't go and visit her blog you're nothing more than a dirty beast.
As is customary when receiving such an award, I will reveal 5 things that make Burridge sexy, but first let me set the scene from when I sat down to write this 2 hours ago:
I am sat at home at my mahogany bureau, eating a bowl of peanut flavoured Wotsits. My ears are covered by ancient Panasonic stereo headphones. They make me look like Princess Leia. Through them John Barry's score for Her Majesty's Secret service is turned up very loud and through the open window I can see people fleeing from the pouring rain as if their lives depended on it.
Do all these things make me feel sexy? Yes they do.
And also I'm not wearing any trousers.
5 Reasons why Burridge are sexy.
Biff - sex point 1 - They like eating meat outdoors.
Thwack - sex point number 2 - They (Greg Baker) think nothing of going up Buckingham Palace for a cuppa and listen to old jug ears, Prince Charles, rattle on about plants.
Wollop - sex pointer 3.They like getting their wing-wangs interfered with whilst going at full whack in speed boats in the South of France.
Kaboom - sexy sex point 4 - if the situation calls for it they've no qualms about wearing sunglasses indoors.
Big loud noise - sex point number 5 - they're not afraid to express their feelings. Even if doing so makes you look a complete tit. Notice how safe I look in Kristian Hewitt's strong arms.
And now for me to sex up other bloggers. The awards go to:
1. Gorilla Bananas who is a hairy sexy beast.
2. Lulu who does nothing but ooze the stuff.
3. The Pouncer, you've got to watch out for her.
4. Madame DeFarge,she makes words sexy.
5. Scarlet, always there to lend her full support.
Obviously, the winners don't have to go on and blog about how sexy they are, but the award is their's all the same.